Baths: Are They Worth The Hype?

It seems that I barely get a day of rest before it's Bath Time again! Sure, the bubbles are fun, but those creepy floating rubber ducks, with their blank stares...always watching... (shudder). They give me the heebie jeebies.

Furthermore, I spend all day collecting bits and pieces of formula and other desirables in the endless caverns of my belly rolls, only to have Mom and Pop heartily sponge it all away!

My vote? NO! Baths are definitely not worth the hype. And once I can get these gorgeous legs of mine to start working...Revenge will be mine!