Olbermann: The Beginning of the End of America

Rise up, Baby Army! Rise up! The time is nigh to leave behind our jumperoos, wrap ourselves in our favorite blankets, and walk or crawl to the Baby Army Headquarters. Rise up! Our time for Total World Domination is here!!

Olbermann: the death of habeus corpus

Wonderful news!! Bush has once again assisted me in my plans for World Domination! With the death of Habeus Corpus, the Baby Army and I can really get to work.

Only the Shadow knows...

I've recently become aware that there may be people out in the world who disagree with my plans for total world domination, and I'm beginning to suspect that they are watching me...

... so I've come up with a plan to blend in.

Is Mom really mature enough?

Only yesterday I came across a photo of my mom and Aunt Emmi taken a few weeks back at Mom's Bowl-a-Rama work party. After getting over my shock, it really got me thinking. Is Mom really mature enough to be a mom?


Is she willing to support me in my quest for Total World Domination? Is she willing to link up the fax machine to facilitate my mass mailings? Is she going to be there for me when the weight of running the Baby Army becomes too heavy for me to bare?



My vote? I'm thinking that she's just perfect.