So Dark the Con of Emma

Many of you have asked about my success as Totalitarian Leader and Emperor of the Baby Army. Many of you wonder how I could achieve so much by seven months, and still more of you want to know the secret behind my unbridled wealth to fund my aspirations.

The truth lies in one simple answer: I am a model.

Yes, it is true. And I am not ashamed. I use my charmingly adorable good looks to lure both photographers and recruits alike. I am a double wedged sword.

So for those of you out there for whom I am a true mentor and inspiration, I've decided to post a few pieces from my weekend-long photo shoot at the beach. It was hard work and grueling hours - but when I glance over my blue prints for World Domination, and I discover each new recruit, I know that it is all worth it.


photography by Jennifer Waldron : jenwaldron@gmail.com www.jenwaldron.com

BABY RECRUITS! I demand you contact Jen immediately to get your own set of photographs! Report to my Jumperoo to discuss my preferred modeling poses and settings.